Saturday 21 March 2015

Sweet Child and the weary muvva.

 Sweet Child keeps revealing my breasts in public. She has also started ramming her hands down my top to have a quick shuffle and check the food is still there, should she want it. In the same way I open the fridge to check no one has eaten my Double Decker, I guess.
She is also climbing on the kitchen table and it's driving me utterly mad.
And when she isn't doing all that, she is slamming the toilet lid down, taking out the coal from the gas fire and rubbing it all over her face and refusing to let me sleep more than an hour at a time.
So, this post is brief, because all has gone quiet in the living room and I am in the kitchen. I shall brace myself for what she may have done.
And I can't even begin to start telling you about the Chewing Gum Episode but all I shall say is this; she had very minty drool and a shocked face...
Here she is in her £1 cherry tree skirt.


and here she is about to climb Everest again.......


I must locate Sweet Child. Whom I really should rename Wild Child. Well, she sends me flipping wild at times in any case.

4 comments:

Sarah Jane said...

She is such a dainty little dolly. My 1 year old is a big chunky beast in comparison. He's gorgeous though. Have you tried cry it out? Only thing that worked for us xx

m said...

She's adorable! If you want to see wild children, come over and visit us! My husband always jokes that when he married me he always thought our 'products' would be like the Dutch kids he would see sitting quietly eating their food next to their parents in the tourist cafes here in Istanbul, but now that we have kids they are NOTHING like it!! I don't think No. 3 who is due in 3.5 weeks will be any different... so reading your story makes me feel ... happy in a strange way :-))

Gem said...

Oh dear....... words escape me I'm afraid Gem. I'm liking the renaming to wild child though hehee bless her, a mischevious little one you got there x x x x

Tree Pruning Queens said...

Sweet photos!